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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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