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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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