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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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