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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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