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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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