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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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