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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺
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