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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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