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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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