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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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