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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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