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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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