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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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