Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.