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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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