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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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