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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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