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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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