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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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