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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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