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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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