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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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