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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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