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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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