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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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