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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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