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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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