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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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