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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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