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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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