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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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