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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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