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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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