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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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