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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Zeus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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