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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗
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