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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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