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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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