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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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