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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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