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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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