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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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