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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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