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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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