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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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