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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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