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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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