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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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