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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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