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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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