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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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