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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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