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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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